this shape is fucking with me?? this shape is fucking with me. how many sides does a squircle have? four? eight? sixteen? an infinite amount of sides? i can’t do this. i cant deal with this fucking shape. im going to bed.
remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign
And my personal favorite
(Source: merrychristmasteruteruhanamura, via carlewinslow)
I STOPPED BREATHIN
If I had to provide a sexual resume with references in order to fuck a new woman each time, I would put a lot more effort into sex.
'I'm sorry but I spoke to Janet R., she said you never do second rounds because you fall asleep and you only ate the pussy for 3-4 mins each time. I'm going to pursue other candidates at this time, I'll keep your resume on file”
This nigga .
I’M ON THE FLOOR